Armed with a trashbag, Old Man Friendship hastily dives into the thick emerald waters, picking up every foreign object he can find. He can decide what's useful after the eco-friendly swim. However, his collection is interrupted after finding two obviously noteworthy treasures.
After emerging from the viscous waters, Old Man friendship learns that he has found a bottle of brand name flea shampoo and what appears to be a sloppy joe in a properly sealed sandwich bag. After marveling over the quality sealing work done on the bag, he looks around and wonders how these golden finds can be used to help people. After all, he's everybody's buddy! His thoughts are again interrupted by a distinct growling noise from not too far away.
His swimming mate from earlier looks a little itchy, himself. And the poor man probably could use a snack, too. Suddenly, Old Man Friendship feels what he calls a "grumble in [his] tumble". The sloppy joe is looking even more appetizing than when he first found it. No, he thinks. The others need help. The only problem is both Mother Squirrel and the swimming mate could benefit from either of the treasures, if not both.
OMF's swimming mate is looking a bit rancid! Use the shampoo to wash off all that grime!
ReplyDeleteSplit the sloppy joe with Mama Squirrel, 50/50, just like real friends.
Having done not one, but two good deeds, it's time to slake OMF's hunger with the sloppy joe.
Wake the swimming mate from his nap.
ReplyDeleteFeed the squirrel like a mamma bird
ReplyDeleteEat The Squirrel And sandwich
ReplyDeleteeat joe. though he was sloppy in life, he is now saturated with all manner of delicious from floating in the river.
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