In a nod at one of my favorite works, I bring you a "you-choose-the-adventure" stint for a while. You can suggest what happens on our self-titled magical friendship adventure. But enough preface, let's begin!
CHAPTER 1: OUR FRIENDSHIP ADVENTURE BEGINS Meet Old Man Friendship. He is 104 years old. Now before you get all dubious, know that a life of good ol' fashioned clean living has kept him looking so good for his age! Old Man Friendship is a straightforward man who just wants to help everyone, but sometimes his head's not in the right place. But hey, he's everybody's buddy! Plus, I hope you would cut a century-old man some slack.
Actually, we were catching Old Man Friendship on his way out! Unfortunately, our interruption has caused him to forget what he was doing. Maybe you could jog his memory.
What was Old Man Friendship about to do?
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Old Man Friendship was on his way to sodomize the most exotic zoo animal.
ReplyDeleteHe was about to put on some pants to match that snazzy hat of his.
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