I found you, Ms. New Bourgeoisie

This post needs a little introduction.  For those of you who do not know Bubba Sparxxx, he is most famous for his song "Ms. New Booty" featuring the Ying Yang Twins.

Given that the company Mr. Sparxxx keeps doesn't know that it's actually spelled Yin Yang (sans the first "g"), I would imagine that ol' Bubba isn't very cultured himself.  Then I got to thinking "what if he wrote Spark Notes?"  Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Bubba Sparxxx Notes.